Me: I think I just saw and alligator face come out of the water
Him: Genius, there are no alligators in Maui.
Me: But it was huge. Maybe it was Nessy….
Him: (Shakes Head) Are you sure you even saw something?
Me: Yes it was HUGE!
Him: Oh hey, it’s a sea turtle. I just saw it. Wow, and it’s amazing how slow it’s moving.
Me: Uh, genius — it’s a turtle.