30 Days of Denim – Day Six

Alternate Title: The One With The Skinny Jeans

So hey, here’s something out of my comfort zone. We were getting a little comfy there with the cardigan sweaters so why not just dive right into the deep end, shall we?
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Baby’s First Pair of Skinny Jeans

(And frankly, she had to grow a pair in order to pose for pictures in them)

Can we talk about skinny jeans for a minute?  Because, like bathing suit shopping, I think skinny jeans kind of get a bad rap. I mean, I understand the panic, I do. I had a panic stricken moment when I went to take this picture because I had just eaten lunch and I mean: THE HORROR. You mean I have to take pictures in a pair of skinny jeans after I have consumed one morsel of food?

What the hell is that all about?

It actually wasn’t just lunch, it was a freaking meal after I had annihilated my workout, but all I could think about was that I probably should not be wearing these pants. Because let’s be real — I’m a lady with some ample thighs. At my best, you’d call them “muscular.” At their worst, a lame fashion magazine would call them a “problem area.”

But here’s the thing: WHO CARES?

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When I tried these pants on (scared out of my mind) I actually felt like kind of a rock star. Sure I also felt a little bit insecure and a little bit like, ohmygod but then I decided to revert back to that rock star feeling because you know what: IT WAS MORE FUN. Remember when you were a kid and it was fun to get dressed? You didn’t think about what matched, or what looked good on your body — you picked what was fun!

And style should be fun, right?

So yes. I have  thighs. And they touch.  There will never be a gap.  They are muscular thighs. Lou Ferrigno thighs, if you will. Also, I have calves that like to make themselves known, and an ass that sure doesn’t want to remain anonymous.

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But you know what? I have worked really hard for all of those muscles over the last year, so why should I feel nervous about showing them because they aren’t super model thin?

I say I shouldn’t.

Here’s to wearing what is more of wearing what is fun and less of paying attention to rules! Because that shit is rock and roll, my friends.

Shirt: Crap, I cut out the tag because it was floppy.  It’s from Target though (natch)
Jeans: Old Navy “The Diva” (ugh) Braided Skinnies (Ok so you aren’t completely dead to me, Old Navy. For now.)
Shoes:  Xhilaration
Necklace (which Garrett calls my “Pebbles + Bam Bam Necklace”): Nordstrom
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What did you wear today?

Join the group and play a little show and tell.

Scenes From Our Relationship

The thing I love most about Garrett is that I never quite know what is going to come out of his mouth.

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In Nordstrom Rack:

H:  Hey babe, what do you think of this necklace?

G:  Oh yeah, it’s awesome.  You are trying to look like a chinese checkerboard, right?

moments later…

H:  Ok, what about this purse?  This purse is cute though, right?

G: Oooooooooooooh I see.  We’re going through a gaudy phase, are we?

(For the record, it was cute damnit!  Also $300.  Nordstrom Rack, remember that you are THE RACK and not actually Nordstrom.)

On Face Wash:

G:  I think we need some new face wash in the shower, this one is drying my face out. What do you think?

H:  Oh, you don’t like the Garnier Fructis one?

G:  Yeah, no more Gardener Fruit Loops.  I think I want to go back to Oil of Old Lady.

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As we got into bed recently….

G:  Hey :::sniffs at me:::  did you buy a new face wash?

H:  Yeah, it was on clearance at Target the other day, I thought I’d try it out.  Why does it smell weird?

G:  No, it smells good.  It smells like…you know, older lady naturals.

H:  OLDER LADY NATURALS?  What on earth does that even mean?  Because that sure doesn’t sound like it smells good.

G:  Older Lady Naturals — you know, like lavender and jojoba and shit.  It smells good.  I like it.  Good Night babe!

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