Why I Keep Garrett Around

H:  Babe! Come look at this guy I had a huge crush on in High School.  He looks so old now!  We don’t look that old, right?***

G:  Of course not.  Maybe he’s a big boozer now or something.  Be nice.  Was he a boozer in high school?

H:  Well, yeah, but who wasn’t?

G:  You weren’t. 

H:  Oh, right. 

I’d probably forget my own name if he wasn’t around.

(***Don’t judge me. You know you do this too.) 
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  • Heather R
    June 2, 2011 at 10:55 pm

    I am constantly SHOCKED to learn that certain people I meet are my age or younger!! They all look SO much older than I think I look. But I am starting to think maybe I just have a vision of myself from like 5-10 years ago and I am not seeing the truth when I look in the mirror.

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